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An Allergy-Based Love Story

By: Miss Marm

It was hard, but I've finally managed to pick FIVE FINALISTS in the Funny Fiction Contest! First up: an untitled story by appleyface. Intrigued? Read on! —Miss Marm

This is my love story. When I was five years, old, I wrote a detailed description of what my first girlfriend would look and act like on a neon yellow post-it. She had to have hair that was not any shade of black, brown, blonde, or red. Blue eyes. She had to be an expert at playing the banjo. She had to be allergic to ketchup and mustard, just like I

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How to Write a Funny Story

By: Dan_Bergstein

Why did we ask Dan to share his comedy secrets? Because we're having a fiction contest, and the theme is FUNNY STORIES THAT ARE FUNNY. Check back a little later for more details! —Sparkitors

If you clicked on this post, then you might be a sad writer who creates dark stories about shadows and moths. That’s OK! We can help hone your funny bone. Don’t have a funny bone? Use your funny tooth. (It's located three teeth west of the sweet tooth, and directly above the gravy tooth, near the cosmic tooth.)

The first rule of comedy writing is: There are no rules. The second rule of comedy writing is: Fight Club is real and you should tell all your friends. The third rule is: Just because it’s yellow, that doesn’t mean it’s

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How to Answer to the Zombie Question

By: Miss Marm

We've all been there, Sparklers. We're minding our own business, enjoying a family party/texting our little brother/trying to remember if it's "lacksadaisical" or "lackadaisical"...when a grownup buttonholes us and asks the question that, like a hungry zombie, will never die: "So, I hear you're planning to be a __ major. Interesting! But what will you DO with that?"

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