SecretlyAWizard:My mother chastises me when I beg too much for that orange kitten at the pet store. IT'S ONE OF MY DREAMS TO OWN AN ORANGE CAT, MOM, AND IT'S A KITTEN TOO! HE LOVES ME!
sayWHAT??shutUP!!: Dear heaven, "Friday" is UBIQUITOUS. Like zombies and 80s fashion trends, the song simply will not die. Parodies are everywhere. Even my grandmother knows the lyrics. Why, for the love of unicorns, why??????
Overgettingolder: I have a secret, a massively colossal secret of earth-shattering proportions that could change the world as we know it, but I won't reveal it because then I would be forced to abjure my memebership to the Chocolate Optimus Squirrel Society, and that is something I simply cannot do.
BigReader14: Sparklife itself is an esoteric culture: only the initiated, those who are smiled upon by the Sparkgods, are able to understand the wonder and beauty of such esoteric jokes like why I call the baby from Twilight Optimus Beyonce.
'olwhatshername: Here's the thing about sparklers. They do, in fact rule the world. Don't mess with them.
Non-sparkler: I lurv LOL cats. Sparklife is dumb.
Sparkler: You REMISS, unintelligible ignorant imbecile! The gods have no mercy for those who freely wastes brain neurons as you do.
Non sparkler: What?
Sparkler: Expelliarmus!!!!
juliagirlperson: The discursive cursive in her love letter was both attractive and agitative to simple-minded Tommy as he decoded the decorative script.
crimsonandclover23: Why is it that when I try to make an innocuous remark, it ironically ends up being so offensive that the whole world blows up in an explosion of nocuous-ness?
