Let’s be honest here: all of us are guilty of being a slob from time to time. But there’s a big difference between finding a few dust-bunnies dwelling under your bed and discovering an old bologna sandwich in the depths of your closet that dates back to before you went vegan a few years ago. Fortunately, we’ve got a quick test to help determine which end of the spectrum you fall on (and whether or not you should consider seeking professional help).
1. Inside your school bag, you can find:
a. All of your school work for the current week, color coded and in alphabetical order by subject
b. All of your school work for the year, plus some assignments you “borrowed” from classmates who left their binders unattended.
c. All of your school work from the past 10 years, including a crayon embellished, construction paper hand turkey from preschool.
2. Do you have any pets?
a. Just a hypoallergenic dog and a hairless cat—zero mess means zero clean-up!