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If the Founding Fathers Had Tinder

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Tinder is a place where the youths of today go to find love and/or casual hookups. But have you ever wondered what it would look like if the founders of our country had been using Tinder? Probably not, because you’re a normal person, but I’m not, so I have. 

No one asked me to do this (in fact, several people tried to talk me out of it), but here it is anyway: what it would look like if the Founding Fathers were on Tinder.