Are you a hero? Doubtful. You always eat the last donut, you screenshot conversations and send them to your friends so you can laugh about them together, and you zone out when someone’s telling you a story because you just want them to shut up so you can tell your story.
Okay, I guess I don’t know you or your life. You might be a hero. You might also be a villain, or an anti-hero. Which is it? Find out now or you’ll never know peace.