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Famous Last Text Messages from Fictional Characters

My last words will likely be “Wow! That was a close one. I can’t believe I almost just died,” or “Don’t worry, sharks are more afraid of you than you are of them.” This will likely happen over text, which will actually be really helpful to the people who are writing articles about my death titled things like “WOMAN FIGHTS SHARK, LOSES HANDILY” with accompanying screenshots of my final conversation.

You know where I’m going with this. Let’s not waste any time. Here are some hypothetical famous last texts from literature’s most deceased characters.