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One Chris To Rule Them All: It’s the CHRISES OF HOLLYWOOD COUNTDOWN!!!!

It’s time, friends. For far too long the celebrities who share the name Chris have sniffed and prowled around each other, unsure of who was the rightful leader, nay, king of their band. No more. No more shall they be rudderless! No more shall they be disparate! We will unite them by separating their flowing blond tendrils, pairing them into dance-offs, and anointing them with the knowledge of who they were born to be. They are all Chrises… but only one can be the benevolent ruler of all, and put an end to this unrest. BEGIN THE COUNTDOWN!