SparkNotes Blog

The DOs and DON’Ts of Summer

For most people and some chickens, a break from the school year means a break from rules and sometimes social norms (e.g. cake constitutes breakfast food). But even though it’s technically ok to go squirrel nuts during the summer, Splogger Elodie has brought to our attention a code of summerly conduct that you should probably follow if you want to maintain an appearance of looking like you totally know what you’re doing (even though you’re actually eating cake for breakfast to fuel up for an 18-hour Game of Thrones binge). Click ~onwards~ for Steffi Lynn‘s AMAZING visual interpretations of this heretofore classified rulebook… and then don’t take advantage of capitalism next time your 5-year-old neighbors have a lemonade stand.