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Valentines! From Auntie SparkNotes!

It’s heeeeeeeere!

However you choose to celebrate, here’s wishing you all a marvelously happy Valentine’s Day. May your sentiments be sweet, may your chocolates be plentiful, and may your kissing technique include just the right amount of tongue.

Me, I’m gonna order a pizza and go watch “Die Hard” with Mr. Auntie Sparknotes.