‘olwhatshername: Here’s the thing about sparklers. They do, in fact rule the world. Don’t mess with them.
Non-sparkler: I lurv LOL cats. Sparklife is dumb.
Sparkler: You REMISS, unintelligible ignorant imbecile! The gods have no mercy for those who freely wastes brain neurons as you do.
Non sparkler: What?
NicholleTheNarwhal: While writing an essay for his English test, the simple sophomore was especially remiss, and he wrote a fictionalized reflective rendering about his mother’s nonexistent death, completely ignoring said woman’s feelings despite her giving birth to him; may shame be on his descendants, whom I foresee to be just as ignorant and remiss as he is.
as396: It would be incredibly remiss of one to not acknowledge the awkwardness posed by Chelsea’s sweatiness.
Today’s word: Esoteric
Definition: Understood by only a select few who have special knowledge or interest; private; confidential