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Select the funniest item from below:

Someone wearing a wig JUST slightly askew... and they have no idea.

A circus clown, smiling maniacally.

The loudest, most robust fart mankind has ever beheld.

Your super loud and slightly inappropriate aunt who can't keep her mouth shut, but you love her for it anyway.

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The perfect senior prank would be...

...replacing every item in the principal's office with an exact replica made of carved cheddar... don't worry about how I got into the office. Or where I got the cheese.

...to organize a spontaneous all-school dance party during the third passing period complete with DJ, strobe lights, and glow sticks.

...portraying an 80 year old woman named Gladys for an entire day, calling the teachers "whippersnappers" and attempting to pay for your lunch with postage stamps.

...switching out a dozen random book covers in the library with ones for books that don't exist. You can't wait to see who checks out "Jello Wrestling For Enthusiastic Boll Weevils" first.

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You are the class clown.

True

False

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You enter a crowded party. What's the first thing you do?

Announce "YOUR QUEEN HAS ARRIVED! BRING ME A BUSHEL OF NACHOS AND A FLAGON OF SPRITE!" into the megaphone you happen to be carrying.

Scan the crowd for someone you know and latch onto them for dear life.

Scan the crowd for someone you don't know and refer to them as "Lyle from Cincinnati" for the rest of the night.

Walk straight to the middle of the room and do a full on pratfall.

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This year in the school musical, you expect to...

...surprise everyone by coming out of your shell and giving an amazing performance as Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors. Who knew you had those pipes!?

...turn the secondary role of Mrs. Paroo in The Music Man into the most gut-bustingly hilarious character in the show.

...organize an opening night party that will go down in history as the most legendary bash the school body has ever witnessed.

...haunt the backstage area as a phantom-esque presence, cutting down the auditorium's glorious chandelier mid-performance. (Note to self: have a glorious chandelier installed in the school's auditorium.)

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Somebody critiques a project you worked long and hard on. How do you respond?

Curtsey grandly and address them as "His Majesty, Lord Twitmangler the Petty."

Politely thank them for their feedback and immediately IM your BFF to vent privately.

Side eye and DISMISSED.

Exclaim "My, how interesting! Do tell me more!" Then, when they begin to speak again, turn and walk away.

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What are you looking forward to in college the most?

A chance to try out all of my "material" on a whole new set of people.

Mixers, dances, soirees, ice cream socials... basically, anything involving a ton of people having a good time.

I will finally be able to be myself and not worry about what anyone else thinks of me.

A chance to take the one thing I've always been passionate about and master it completely.

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You are a teacher's pet.

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False

Are you talking about the one time I pretended to be a Komodo Dragon during Precalc/Trig?

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