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What are you wearing right now?

A turtleneck + flared trousers

Chambray + a bodysuit that only I know how to get in and out of

Crushed velvet

Sweats

Black tights and a sack dress

A linen sheath

Correct!

Wrong!

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How would you go about seducing someone?

Turn the lights out and slap your leg loudly

Say, "Hurry up before I change my mind."

Throw them over my shoulder in a fireman's carry

Take them to an Edenic clearing then cast my clothes aside

Take out a Sudoku book

There is no more seducing for me

Correct!

Wrong!

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Do you like having your hair played with?

BRAID ME

Hands off my do

Correct!

Wrong!

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Would you say you contain multitudes?

Hardly any

I don't like to think about it too much

Correct!

Wrong!

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The flesh is:

A regrettable vessel we must inhabit

Weak

Not getting any smaller, let me tell you

Ripe

A traitor to a pure state of being

Like an old potato that was left in the cupboard so long it grew another potato

Correct!

Wrong!