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How do your parents usually react when you ask if you can go to a party?

They let me go, but first tell me to make good decisions and to give them a call if I end up in a risky situation.

They ask to talk to the host’s parents on the phone and set a 10 PM curfew.

Either they’re coming with me or I’m not going.

They toss me the car keys and tell me to have a good time.

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What’s at the top of your holiday wishlist?

A cover-up for that bad stick-n-poke tattoo I got when I was 13.

A unicorn. They’re real, just very expensive.

More crocheting supplies for Saturday nights at my place.

A scooter so I can get around town more easily.

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What’s the farthest you’ve ever travelled alone?

I’ve been an "unaccompanied minor" on flights before.

My parents kept walking me to the school bus stop until high school.

I’ve hitchhiked across the country. In multiple countries.

Sometimes I’m allowed to bike to friends’ houses.

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What is S-E-X?

The part on my birth certificate where it says "male" or "female".

An activity people engage in for pleasure and/or reproduction, among other reasons.

A misspelling of "sax," one of the instruments I’m not allowed to listen to.

How babies are made.

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Where did your goldfish go when it died?

Into a tiny grave in the backyard.

Down the toilet.

Goldie went to live on a farm. An underwater farm.

My goldfish never died! Every few years it suddenly looks a lot younger, though.

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Who are your best friends?

The ragtag group of misfit bandmates I met when I answered a Craigslist ad that said "in need of drummer".

People from school and extracurricular activities.

The children of my mother’s coworkers.

My stuffed animals.

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Do your peers consider you a source of knowledge?

When it comes to "taboo" topics, I know about as much as my peers.

I’m the one people go to for the answers to questions they’re too afraid to Google.

Yes, but only for academic tutoring.

Definitely. People keep asking me questions about my "imaginary" pet unicorn.

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Which of these kids were you, in regards to Santa?

Wait, what? What are we talking about? I still leave him milk and cookies.

I simply grew out of the idea as I got older.

I was the kid who had Santa ruined for me by the other kids.

I was the kid who told all the other kids he wasn't real.

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How many swear words do you know?

I'm aware that they exist, but I don't use them myself.

I know a handful.

Honestly? Not a single one.

I know all of them. Every single swear word.

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