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What's your current relationship status?

Just two free agents, meeting for occasional physical/emotional gratification.

I don't know!! I mean, I love them, but do they really love me?? I think about it all the time.

24/7 blanket fort of love.

Happily interdependent, not codependent.

Single! (I just felt like taking a quiz.)

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You say "I love you." Your S.O. says nothing. How do you react?

I AM LITERALLY HAVING A PANIC ATTACK JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS. WHY WOULD THEY NOT SAY "I LOVE YOU TOO???"

I don't react. They don't have to say it back every time; they can save it for truly meaningful moments.

Gently poke them and say "Psst! Your line is 'I love you too.'"

This would never happen because I don't say "I love you" in the first place.

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Which image best captures your idea of love?

A vine curled around a tree, squeezing it tight.

Otters holding hands while they sleep to stay together.

Birds reuniting with their mates every year after spending a season apart.

Two wolves howling at each other from across a valley.

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You're left alone in a room with your S.O.'s phone. What do you do?

Really quickly scan their list of recent messages, just in case their ex's name pops up.

Finally install that secret GPS tracking software linked to my phone.

Prepare a stern rebuke about the dangers of forgetting your phone.

Maybe take some funny pictures with it if I get bored.

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How much PDA do you engage in?

I am so all over my S.O. that people often cannot tell we are two people.

We keep the proper distance demanded by the rules of Victorian courtship.

We've been known to get a little carried away, but that's what the back rows of movie theaters are for!

Some light hand-holding and the occasional kiss, nothing gross.

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Your S.O. announces they're going on a two month backpacking trip. How do you react?

Tell them you'll miss them but use the time to work on your own projects.

Give them a firm handshake and wish them luck.

Cry, jokingly threaten to try and stow away in their backpack.

Absolutely forbid them to go. How could they abandon you like this?

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How often do you hang out with friends without your S.O.?

Rarely, but only because my S.O. is my best friend.

Fairly frequently. At least a few times a month.

If I'm being honest...pretty much never. My friends say they miss me.

My friends don't even know I *have* an S.O.

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How often do you text your S.O. when they're not around?

I only text them when I think a really sweet thought. Or have to show them a really cute cat picture. So yeah, kind of a lot.

A couple texts a day, but anything more would be obnoxious.

Only to discuss logistics.

I am incapable of experiencing a thought or emotion without texting it to my S.O.

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Assuming you stay together, you hope that you and your S.O. end up living...

On a deserted island with no other people.

On a dock and a ship, respectively.

In apartments a block away from each other.

In just, you know, a regular house type situation.

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