Neville Longbottom

Daryl from The Walking Dead

Hamlet

Tony Stark

Brienne of Tarth

Walk right up and start cracking sarcastic jokes, loudly. You're the funniest person here, why not give everybody a laugh?

Flash them a smile from across the room and, when they see you, start the approach. But ahhh, halfway there the butterflies in your stomach start doing gymnastics. You change course last minute.

Compliment them on their outfit and offer to grab them a drink or a snack. Good manners are sexy.

Stand off to the side and throw glances their way. But the glances are smoldering. Really smoldering.

Approach at a calculated, confident-but-not-overly-eager rate and, when you meet them, make sure they notice you're wearing their favorite scent (which you overheard them talking about in the hall last Tuesday).

Romeo and Juliet

A Midsummer Night's Dream

Hamlet

Whichever one your crush seemed to like the most in class.

Had some alone time and wrote poetry late into the cold, bittersweet night.

Sent your crush some flowers and eagerly awaited their response.

Spent a long time writing a love note to your crush but didn't end up delivering it. Oh well, maybe next year.

Took your crush out to go bowling (and only played easy on two or three frames).

Since your crush ended up going bowling with someone else after they'd turned you down, you watched in an elaborate disguise from the farthest lane.

Yes, all the time. You're the life of the party!

Not particularly.

Sometimes. You try to be polite.

Anything involving talking or strangers makes you anxious.

How can you find the time to talk to strangers when you're busy tracking the every move of the people you already know!

More or less. You're a pretty good conversationalist.

They seem a little nervous around me—guess social anxiety is contagious?

Duh. You're awesome.

Some people think you're standoffish. You prefer "complicated."

You just wish your crush would talk to you more often...

True!

False!

HELL, YES.

HECK, NO.