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"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
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"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
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"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."
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"I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working."
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"All good things arrive unto those that wait — and don’t die in the meantime."
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"And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do."
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"I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that’s because I reached the limit forty years ago. You can't go beyond possibility."
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"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
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"Familiarity breeds contempt. And children."
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"People underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses, second only to the neck."
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"Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three."
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"When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear."
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"'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it 'murder' and not 'mukduk.'"
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"I do not like work even when someone else does it."
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"If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people."
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"To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence."
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