If Julius Caesar Had Snapchat
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If Julius Caesar Had Snapchat

I never go to parties or concerts, because I’m a forest goblin who lives on the very fringes of society, so most of my snaps are really boring and not worth the precious seconds it …

Characters from <i>Julius Caesar</i> That I Really Relate To
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Characters from Julius Caesar That I Really Relate To

Like most of Shakespeare’s works, Julius Caesar is a play that is approximately 20% historical inaccuracies and 80% just people with daggers running around making poor decisions. And although I have never so much as …

How to Tell if You're About to Die in a Shakespeare Play
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How to Tell if You’re About to Die in a Shakespeare Play

The chances that you’ll one day find yourself in a Shakespeare play are very small. However, the chances that you’ll SURVIVE being in a Shakespeare play are smaller still.  “How exactly,” one might ask, “can …

Literary Protagonists Summed Up in a Single Sentence
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Literary Protagonists Summed Up in a Single Sentence

As human beings, we all like to think we’re pretty complicated, but the truth is most of us could be summed up in a single sentence. Take me, for example. I’m a twenty-something flesh vessel just …

QUIZ: Can You Guess Which Classic Novel This Movie Was Based On?
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QUIZ: Can You Guess Which Classic Novel This Movie Was Based On?

I’ll be the first to admit that I haven’t read every classic novel out there. Some of them are too much. The Aeneid, for instance— I’ve never read the Aeneid in its entirety. And since …

6 of the Most Messed-Up Books We All Had to Read for School

6 of the Most Messed-Up Books We All Had to Read for School

We have all read our share of messed-up books in the name of school. Every single one of us has experienced an In Cold Blood, a Lolita, maybe a Clockwork Orange or two. It’s simply …

How to Tell If a Guy Likes You, According to Classic Literature
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How to Tell If a Guy Likes You, According to Classic Literature

As near as I can tell, men are an unfathomable conundrum. I know this not from personal experience (the last time I had a successful interaction with a guy was probably circa 2012), but from …

Greek Mythology as Told in a Series of Texts
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Greek Mythology as Told in a Series of Texts

It’s easy to forget that life is short, that our time here is precious, that every moment should be cherished because we’re that much closer to dying. It’s easy to forget these things because we …

Shakespeare Quotes That Would Make Great Tinder Bios
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Shakespeare Quotes That Would Make Great Tinder Bios

Anyone who has ever used Tinder has agonized over what to put in their bio. It needs to communicate that you are witty and brilliant and also a good listener who works out a lot and …

Pick a Greek God and We'll Tell You Your Biggest Flaw
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Pick a Greek God and We’ll Tell You Your Biggest Flaw

I myself am perfect and have no discernible flaws. I do everything right on the first try, and I have never spilled spaghetti sauce on myself, not even once. (Certainly not a second time after …

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