{"id":1338191,"date":"2017-01-26T10:00:03","date_gmt":"2017-01-26T15:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1338191"},"modified":"2017-01-25T23:30:46","modified_gmt":"2017-01-26T04:30:46","slug":"the-awkwardest-awkwardness-vlog-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/the-awkwardest-awkwardness-vlog-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"The Awkwardest Awkwardness Vlog: PART 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s Throwback Thursday, \u00a0so we cracked open the SparkLife vault and dusted this baby off for ya. \u00a0You’re welcome and\/or WE’RE SORRY. \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

As one of the country’s\u2014nay, the world’s<\/em>\u2014foremost expert on all things awkward, I wanted to share some of my personal experiences with awkwardness on today’s vlog. As you can see, whizz got OUT-OF-HAND-LONG (8 minutes?! IT’S A VLOG, DAGGER, NOT A LORD OF THE RINGS<\/em> MOVIE), so I decided to split it into two parts (the next one will go up next week)\u2014which essentially means you’re getting 2 vlogs for the price of 1. JACKPOT.<\/p>\n

OH, and one more thing before you press play: CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY EVERYTHING IS BACKWARDS? Like, the titles of books and that giant blue “@” sign behind my head? IS THIS SOME SORT OF MIND-BENDING VLOG PARADIGM? I honestly can’t figure it out. I’M A SPARKITOR, DAMMIT, NOT A NASA ASTRONAUT.<\/a><\/p>\n

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THANK GOURDS THAT’S OVER. If you want to watch the infamous, barf-ridden Chris Hemsworth interview and hear what his accent ACTUALLY sounds like, click here.<\/a> \u00a0Done? Good. Then go to the comments and GIVE ME ALL YOUR AWKWARDS. \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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