{"id":1374406,"date":"2017-08-24T10:00:45","date_gmt":"2017-08-24T14:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1374406"},"modified":"2017-08-23T13:31:22","modified_gmt":"2017-08-23T17:31:22","slug":"the-dos-and-donts-of-going-back-to-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/the-dos-and-donts-of-going-back-to-school\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dos and Don’ts of Going Back to School"},"content":{"rendered":"

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August is like the nail in the coffin of your summer. Gone are the days of sleeping whenever you darn well please and mass-consuming entire bags of Doritos unchecked. \u00a0It’s time to start taking life seriously again, because before you know it, the first day of school is going to come in like a wrecking ball.<\/p>\n

And you’d better be prepared, lest you make the kind of day-one mistake that will brand you FOR LIFE with an unfortunate nickname or a teacher who hates you. We’re just kidding. It won’t be that bad. UNLESS IT IS. But it won’t be, because you have this nifty little how-to guide with all the do’s and don’ts. YOU’RE WELCOME.<\/p>\n

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