{"id":1378416,"date":"2017-08-01T10:00:37","date_gmt":"2017-08-01T14:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1378416"},"modified":"2017-07-31T15:43:47","modified_gmt":"2017-07-31T19:43:47","slug":"shipwrecked-our-fave-failed-harry-potter-couples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/shipwrecked-our-fave-failed-harry-potter-couples\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Shipwrecked! Our Fave Failed <i>Harry Potter<\/i> Couples"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/shipwrecks0_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hard out there for young lovers. If it&#8217;s not your parents trying to keep you apart (because of ancient blood breaking to new mutiny, most likely), it&#8217;s terminal illness. Or terminal whimsy. More often, though, \u00a0it&#8217;s just good old-fashioned terminal mismatch. It happens to the best of us; even magic can&#8217;t immunize starry-eyed young people from the infectious desire to smooch someone totally wrong for them. Just look at these eight doomed <i>Harry Potter \u00a0<\/i>pairs! Click through for the good, the bad, and the Grindeldore&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard out there for young lovers. If it&#8217;s not your parents trying to keep you apart (because of ancient blood breaking to new mutiny, most likely), it&#8217;s terminal illness. Or terminal whimsy. More often,   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":385,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[82,9665,155,2275,32,2970,6399,10739],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378416"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/385"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1378416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1378416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1378416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1378416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}