{"id":1381365,"date":"2022-06-05T17:31:53","date_gmt":"2022-06-05T21:31:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1381365"},"modified":"2022-06-05T17:31:54","modified_gmt":"2022-06-05T21:31:54","slug":"if-fictional-characters-had-tinder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/if-fictional-characters-had-tinder\/","title":{"rendered":"If Fictional Characters Had Tinder"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/doriangraynewtinderintro_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Tinder is a disaster, which is a conclusion I came to after spending roughly two seconds on the app before immediately realizing I couldn&#8217;t do this. I think the problem is that I have a type when it comes to men, and that type is fictional. (As for women? I&#8217;m fine either way. They can be real or imaginary. That&#8217;s up to them.)&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You&#8217;re with me on this, right? Let&#8217;s just put all our cards on the table and agree the world would be a better place if Tinder was beset with the likes of Aragorn and Mr. Darcy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or would it?<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tinder is a disaster, which is a conclusion I came to after spending roughly two seconds on the app before immediately realizing I couldn&#8217;t do this. I think the problem is that I have a   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[18035,628,11843,9733,13843],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381365"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1381365"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1445751,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381365\/revisions\/1445751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1381365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1381365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1381365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}