{"id":1382569,"date":"2018-12-10T10:00:33","date_gmt":"2018-12-10T15:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1382569"},"modified":"2018-12-07T15:44:12","modified_gmt":"2018-12-07T20:44:12","slug":"molly-weasleys-christmas-sweaters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/molly-weasleys-christmas-sweaters\/","title":{"rendered":"Molly Weasley&#8217;s NEW AND IMPROVED Christmas Sweaters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/weasleysweatersteffilynnsparklife_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I want lots of stuff. Peace on earth. Dark chocolate. A statue of myself and a parade in my honor. But what I want most of all is a Weasley sweater. In fact, I want a Weasley sweater so badly that I once went so far as to take up knitting, but things happened, people got hurt, and I&#8217;m not supposed to talk about it.<\/p>\n<p>Now, the <a href=\"https:\/\/urldefense.proofpoint.com\/v2\/url?u=http-3A__www.mugglenet.com_wp-2Dcontent_uploads_2014_11_ron-2Dsweater.jpg&amp;d=CwMFaQ&amp;c=I7_neGy9IXot7I7oTvaEIg&amp;r=qqgOtBny77U2bQjANcGgkQ&amp;m=ncFUDyzpCV-Da1k6iGcKQjEb8OiDcq9I6fFL0k7wTu0&amp;s=b5heZfQ7YNW9rqZN445mdq7rS71OfVvMuNID3-EwZbo&amp;e=\">Weasley sweaters of yesteryear<\/a> were great. They were. But society evolves, you see, and I think we have to come to terms with the fact that Molly Weasley would&#8217;ve definitely upped her sweater game by now. That&#8217;s why I joined forces with artistic genius and modern marvel <a href=\"http:\/\/www.steffilynn.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Steffi Lynn<\/a> to figure out what the crap that would even look like. And I don&#8217;t want to say we had \u00a0<i>too<\/i> \u00a0much fun with it, but someone definitely should have stopped us before we photoshopped Snape&#8217;s head onto one.<\/p>\n<p>Are you ready for the best sweater-related slideshow you&#8217;ll see all year?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want lots of stuff. Peace on earth. Dark chocolate. A statue of myself and a parade in my honor. But what I want most of all is a Weasley sweater. In fact, I want   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":391,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[438,691,10953,1356,32,79,9332,2525,17902,497,10347,20574],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1382569"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/391"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1382569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1382569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1382569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1382569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1382569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}