{"id":1383169,"date":"2016-12-21T12:00:46","date_gmt":"2016-12-21T17:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1383169"},"modified":"2016-12-19T14:47:14","modified_gmt":"2016-12-19T19:47:14","slug":"the-12-aggressively-adorable-stages-of-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/the-12-aggressively-adorable-stages-of-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"The 12 AGGRESSIVELY ADORABLE Stages of Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"https:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/foodiexmas1218_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>Are you ready for the bedazzled, candied, blinking, eating free-for-all that is Christmas? Think candy canes and confetti cookies and holiday cupcakes are <em>too too<\/em> cute? Beware; the cute holiday foodstuffs are an army that march on Christmas with dire warnings about the perils that await you (weird cousins, crazy parental attire, someone taking a bite out of your hiny).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you ready for the bedazzled, candied, blinking, eating free-for-all that is Christmas? Think candy canes and confetti cookies and holiday cupcakes are too too cute? Beware; the cute holiday foodstuffs are an army that   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":424,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[691,20482,9332,20688,497],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383169"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/424"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1383169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1383169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1383169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1383169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}