{"id":1384378,"date":"2016-01-19T14:00:26","date_gmt":"2016-01-19T19:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1384378"},"modified":"2016-01-19T14:45:15","modified_gmt":"2016-01-19T19:45:15","slug":"into-the-labyrinth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/into-the-labyrinth\/","title":{"rendered":"Into the Labyrinth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><img src=\"https:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/bowielab_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>Part 1: What Happened in Sarah&#8217;s Past? What Happened In Mine?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>We are all obsessive about something. It could be Harry Potter, or our cat, or that guy in the house across the street who always looks like he&#8217;s up to something suspicious. But how does an obsession begin? What turns a preference into a passion?<\/p>\n<p>I was an only child. My mother was an airline pilot. I spent a lot of time on my own, watching movies and playing video games. But that still doesn&#8217;t explain it, because I could have become obsessed with anything. So why this? Was there something pathological in it\u2014a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.retrofestiveblog.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_mwaa5cq1MX1sh9pj8o1_500.gif\" target=\"_blank\">Linus and his blanket<\/a> situation\u2014or do certain things just stick to us at certain times in our lives, like bugs smashing on a windshield? Do our passions choose us as much as we choose them?<\/p>\n<p>Enough beating around the bush. My name is Tommy Wallach, and I am well and truly o b s e s s e d with a commercially unsuccessful fantasy film from the 1980s called <em>Labyrinth<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>No, not <em>Pan&#8217;s Labyrinth<\/em>, the Academy-Award-winning film about the aftereffects of the Spanish Civil War. I&#8217;m talking about <em>Labyrinth<\/em>, the movie featuring David Bowie* in a highly suggestive codpiece. <em>Labyrinth<\/em>, in which a young girl, played by Jennifer Connelly, gives her baby brother to the Goblin King (Bowie), then has to make her way through a maze of physical challenges and psychosexual dream sequences in order to get him back. <em>Labyrinth<\/em>, which gave us the karaoke favorite \u201cMagic Dance.\u201d That movie is my obsession.<\/p>\n<p>Shut up.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/bowieinsert.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A couple years ago, I was traveling around Europe by train, and happened to see a Blockbuster across the street from the station. Going inside was like being transported back into my childhood. The same Blockbuster smell. The same blue and yellow signage. The same racks: new releases, drama, foreign, horror. A lone employee stood behind the desk in her dinky Blockbuster uniform like something out of a theme park or a Civil War reenactment; it was as if she were stationed there solely to inspire nostalgia in me.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/labyposter.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"149\" height=\"215\" \/>Outside of Tinder, we as a culture don&#8217;t really browse anymore, which removes any element of serendipity from our consumption. But I can still remember the days when \u201crenting a movie\u201d meant scanning every rack in the fantasy\/sci-fi section of my local Blockbuster, seeing the same boxes I&#8217;d seen a million times before (that was part of the fun, the familiarity engendered by the slow-to-non-existent turnover of films outside of the new releases): <em>Cocoon, Willow, Mad Max<\/em>\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 and what&#8217;s this? A smug, androgynous man with glam-rock eyes and a Tina Turner bouffant. A spectral brunette in a ballgown that is somehow simultaneously shoulderless and shoulderfull. Around the edge of the frame, a profusion of goblins, trolls, and gloriously uncategorizable Hensonia. The names in the credits wouldn&#8217;t have meant anything to me then, but they mean oh-so-much now: starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly; produced by George Lucas; directed by Jim Henson; designed by Brian Froud; written by Terry Jones (of Monty Python); and featuring puppeteers Kevin Clash (Elmo) and Frank Oz (Yoda).<\/p>\n<p>So my childhood self picked the box up and brought it home\u2014actually not the box itself, but, in a particularly juicy bit of Labyrinthine symbolism (which also happened to be how things were done at Blockbuster), the box behind the box.<\/p>\n<p>Some part of my imagination would never be the same.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/bowieinsert.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s begin at the beginning, with Sarah. The backstory of <em>Labyrinth<\/em>&#8216;s hero is overwhelmingly lost on the audience. Maybe that&#8217;s because most people only remember the film for its most popular song (\u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ZvyNOg4jSRg\" target=\"_blank\">You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe.<\/a>\u201d) or <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">else for how badly it traumatized them as children (the combination of Bowie&#8217;s codpiece and Henson&#8217;s monsters remains potent)<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Very few people know <em>Labyrinth<\/em> for the dark parable of grief and eroticism that it is.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The movie begins with Sarah standing in a park in a Renaissance-Fair style dress, practicing a monologue from a cheesy fantasy play called <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Labyrinth<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. She forgets a line and is angry with herself. It begins to rain, so Sarah runs home. When she gets there, she has a brief fight with her father and his new wife. (We know he&#8217;s recently remarried because the woman in question complains, \u201c[Sarah] treats me like a wicked stepmother in a fairy story no matter what I do.\u201d Then she disappears forever, as parents always must in fairy stories.)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After Sarah retreats to her room, we get a breadcrumb trail of clues. A leisurely tracking shot through Sarah&#8217;s room establishes the visual touchstones of the film: a Labyrinth game (the one where you roll the ball around a maze and try not to drop it into the holes\u2014Sarah will fall down a number of literal and figurative holes in the next ninety minutes), an M.C. Escher print of impossible stairways (directly purloined for the final confrontation scene between Sarah and a very freaky Goblin King), and a bunch of books that will be referenced later (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Wizard of Oz, Where the Wild Things Are<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, the stories of the Brothers Grimm, and even a little Hoggle statue).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But the most important part comes just afterwards. As we move past the bookshelf, we catch sight of an open scrapbook showing pictures of a woman labeled \u201cMom.\u201d More pictures, along with theater programs and press clippings, are taped to the mirror. Those who are paying attention now know that Sarah&#8217;s mom is\/was an actress, and also that she&#8217;s out of the picture, family-wise. Also, Sarah seems to have spent an inordinate amount of her time organizing scrapbooks dedicated to said mother. It&#8217;s all very creepy, and about to get even creepier. If we look closely at the press clippings on the mirror, we can see an older brunette woman\u2014Sarah&#8217;s mom, obviously\u2014posing with David Bowie, who will show up as the Goblin King in just a few short minutes. [The relevant portion runs from the 30-second mark to the 40-second mark of \u00a0<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VdiPYCQjkdw\" target=\"_blank\">this clip<\/a> \u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(do your best to ignore the world-shatteringly terrible music).] But how can David Bowie be both a character in Sarah&#8217;s \u201creal\u201d world and also the king of the Sarah&#8217;s \u201cfantasy\u201d world? <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I&#8217;m glad you asked. It turns out that Sarah&#8217;s mom ran off a couple years back (long enough for her father to remarry and have a new kid, at any rate) with her lover: the actor we see in the press clippings, played by none other than David Bowie. So when Sarah, still deeply traumatized by mom&#8217;s amorous abandonment of her, has to imagine someone to play the dark and brooding villain in her magical anti-motherhood fantasia, her choice is as obvious as it is unsettling. She creates a Goblin King in the image of her mother&#8217;s lover, and then makes him fall in love with <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">her<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And it only gets weirder from there&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/bowieinsert.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>*This piece was written before the world lost David Bowie.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Next Up: The Love Between a 38-Year-Old Singing Kidnapper and an Extremely Badly Dressed 15-Year-Old Girl Is The Greatest Love of All<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Have you read Tommy&#8217;s amazing novel &#8220;We All Looked Up&#8221;-SLASH-do you have a thing for <em>Labyrinth<\/em>?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Part 1: What Happened in Sarah&#8217;s Past? What Happened In Mine? We are all obsessive about something. 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