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Academy Award nominations were announced today (here’s the complete list<\/a>)! And while there’s much to say about the nominees (and non-nominees, ahem), clearly the most important question we must ask ourselves is: what about MY LIFE? Take this quiz to find out which lauded film is the most relevant to you!<\/p>\n 1. Your life is<\/strong><\/p>\n A. a constant struggle against a harsh world.<\/p>\n B. a gorgeous journey towards self-acceptance.<\/p>\n C. a quest to succeed against a system trying to tear you down.<\/p>\n D. real real small.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 2. Right now your outfit is<\/strong><\/p>\n A. at least 50% blood and dirt.<\/p>\n B. one of the few means of self-expression available to you.<\/p>\n C. \u00a0the uniform expected of you.<\/p>\n D. not what you would have picked out for yourself.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 3. Your greatest wish is<\/strong><\/p>\n A. to spend five minutes not worrying that you’re going to be murdered.<\/p>\n B. to be accepted for who you are.<\/p>\n C. to excel in your chosen field.<\/p>\n D. to see a tree again. You remember them as being quite pleasant.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 4. Happiness is<\/strong><\/p>\n A. a warm gun.<\/p>\n B. the arms of your beloved.<\/p>\n C. large, comforting stacks of money.<\/p>\n D. freedom.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 5. Your favorite subject is<\/strong><\/p>\n A. physical education.<\/p>\n B. art.<\/p>\n C. math.<\/p>\n D. Room.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 6. Your biggest fear is<\/strong><\/p>\n A. not being able to protect the people you love.<\/p>\n B. your soul being crushed by the world.<\/p>\n C. failure.<\/p>\n D. Room.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 7. Your ideal vacation would be<\/strong><\/p>\n A. someplace safe. Like a cave, maybe.<\/p>\n B. Paris and only Paris.<\/p>\n C. vacations are for quitters.<\/p>\n D. not Room.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 8. The Taylor Swift Song that best describes you is<\/strong><\/p>\n A. Bad Blood<\/p>\n B. Wildest Dreams<\/p>\n C. Shake It Off<\/p>\n D. Please Let Me Out of This Room<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The envelope, please! \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Mostly As: The Revenant<\/em>\/Mad Max<\/em>. You’re a fighter, and that’s a good thing because your life is as rough as a freezing tundra\/barren desert. But you’re going to make it, and show them all that the most dangerous thing in this world is you.<\/p>\n Mostly Bs: The Danish Girl<\/em>\/Carol<\/em>. Your courage may be quieter, but it’s no less profound. You’re often misunderstood, but you’ll never stop trying to live an honest life, and find the right person to share it with.<\/p>\n Mostly Cs: The Big Short<\/em>\/Spotlight<\/em>. Just because you’re not warm and mushy doesn’t mean you’re not worth cheering for. You are very goal-oriented, and your intellect is only matched by your moral convictions.<\/p>\n Mostly Ds: Room<\/em>. Listen, you need to hit that creep over the head and RUN. You hear me? RUN.<\/p>\n So, which Oscar-nominated movie speaks to your soul?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Academy Award nominations were announced today (here’s the complete list)! And while there’s much to say about the nominees (and non-nominees, ahem), clearly the most important question we must ask ourselves is: what about MY continue reading<\/span>