{"id":1385358,"date":"2016-02-02T11:00:32","date_gmt":"2016-02-02T16:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1385358"},"modified":"2016-02-02T11:05:23","modified_gmt":"2016-02-02T16:05:23","slug":"which-nicholas-sparks-novel-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/which-nicholas-sparks-novel-are-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Which Nicholas Sparks Novel Are You?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Everyone is a sucker for a love story, it just has to be the right one. \u00a0Some of us are swept up by sultry canoe rides<\/a>, while others of us need to stare death in the face atop a raging bull<\/a> to realize the contents of our heart. Whatever your flava, Nicholas Sparks has a love story for EACH \u00a0OF US, that we all might weep \u00a0and grab onto our lover’s sweaty bod in a torrential downpour before it is too late(!).<\/p>\n

The latest Nicholas Spark \u00a0novel to hit the cinemas is \u00a0The Choice<\/a>, \u00a0<\/em>which contains exactly the right amount of tragedy, Southern accents, romantic confusion, toplessness, Ben Walkers<\/a>, and wind chimes \u00a0you have come to expect of \u00a0Sparks’ \u00a0lump-in-the-throat romantic dramas\u2014a perfect V-day outing if you enjoy crying into your bucket of popcorn. NOTE: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT POPCORN WHILE CHOKING BACK TEARS.<\/p>\n

Are you a bit of a softie? Take this quiz to find your Nicholas Sparks movie soulmate.<\/p>\n

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  1. What is your perfect make-out situation?<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    a) In the rain, on a beach.<\/p>\n

    b) With Channing Tatum.<\/p>\n

    c) Naughtily, on a dinner table.<\/p>\n

    d) In a church.<\/p>\n

    e) While riding off into the sunset on a horse together.<\/p>\n

    2. How long can you \u00a0wait for true love?<\/strong><\/p>\n

    a) \u00a0Until my dying day.<\/p>\n

    b) Until the guy they are dating dies.<\/p>\n

    c) Until after everyone else has given up hope.<\/p>\n

    d) Forty years.<\/p>\n

    e) \u00a0Fifty years.<\/p>\n

    3. Who is your dream man?<\/strong><\/p>\n

    a) \u00a0Ryan Gosling<\/p>\n

    b) \u00a0Channing Tatum.<\/p>\n

    c) Ben Walker<\/p>\n

    d) \u00a0Jonathan Groff<\/p>\n

    e) \u00a0Chris Carmack<\/p>\n

    4. How would \u00a0you tell someone \u00a0you love them?<\/strong><\/p>\n

    a) \u00a0By devoting a tumblr meme to them.<\/p>\n

    b) \u00a0By loving them silently from afar while married to someone else.<\/p>\n

    c) \u00a0By running. (To them.)<\/p>\n

    d) \u00a0By making them comfortable. And singing in public only if absolutely necessary.<\/p>\n

    e) \u00a0By sacrificing \u00a0something valuable.<\/p>\n

    5. What is the \u00a0biggest tragedy?<\/strong><\/p>\n

    a) Years later, they don’t remember you.<\/p>\n

    b) Letters, never delivered.<\/p>\n

    c) \u00a0You didn’t fight hard enough.<\/p>\n

    d) Dying young.<\/p>\n

    e) Every country song ever.<\/p>\n

    6. Pick your dying words to your lover:<\/strong><\/p>\n

    a) \u00a0I never stopped loving you.<\/p>\n

    b) \u00a0It was always you.<\/p>\n

    c) \u00a0A world without you in it is no world.<\/p>\n

    d) \u00a0You look better without that sweater.<\/p>\n

    e) \u00a0Thank GOURDS \u00a0we have each other.<\/p>\n

    7. Pick your ideal home:<\/strong><\/p>\n

    a) \u00a0North Carolina<\/p>\n

    b) \u00a0North Carolina<\/p>\n

    c) \u00a0North Carolina<\/p>\n

    d) \u00a0North Carolina<\/p>\n

    e) \u00a0North Carolina<\/p>\n

    Tally up your answers!<\/em><\/p>\n

    Mostly As: The Notebook<\/strong><\/p>\n

    \"\"
    \nNew Line Cinema<\/small><\/em><\/p>\n

    You are a headstrong soul who will not be bound by society’s dictums or fussy retro \u00a0shapewear. You’re passionate and impulsive, and wear waterproof mascara. You will mate for life, like Allie \u00a0and \u00a0Noah.<\/p>\n

    Mostly Bs: \u00a0Dear John<\/strong><\/p>\n

    \"\"
    \nTemple Hill Entertainment<\/small><\/em><\/p>\n

    In the post-modern internet age, you are an old soul who still enjoys receiving a letter, but doesn’t entirely trust the United States Post Office. You aren’t given to crushes lightly, and would probably wait forever if you thought placing a reserved sign over your heart would win you the love of your bae down the track. Whether you are John or Savannah, you’re stuck like glue.<\/p>\n

    Mostly Cs: \u00a0The Choice<\/strong><\/p>\n

    \"\"
    \nLionsgate<\/small><\/em><\/p>\n

    You might like to think you have your life sorted, with enough good friends and fuzzy pets to keep you occupied, but you have zero fighting skills when it comes to fending off a mammoth heartburn over the boy or girl next door. You’re in for a series of scattered dinner plates and spilled candles as you let your passions interrupt the preparation of your famed penne alla vodka. Travis and Gabby are the only couple as firy and funny as you and your lobster.<\/p>\n

    Mostly Ds: \u00a0A Walk to Remember<\/strong><\/p>\n

    \"\"
    \nWarner Bros.<\/small><\/em><\/p>\n

    You were BORN READY to love, and if that means walking down the aisle to get married at 17 before you cark it, well, sure, love has no age. You’re preternaturally mature, and see past the chiseled cheekbones, godlike jawline, and musical ab deck<\/a> to see \u00a0the good in \u00a0people’s souls. Jamie & Landon 4EVA.<\/p>\n

    Mostly Es: The Longest Ride<\/strong><\/p>\n

    \"\"
    \n20th Century Fox<\/small><\/em><\/p>\n

    When love throws you onto the mat, you get back up! You’re brave and clear-eyed, and willing to risk your own wellbeing for the sake of those you care about. Like Sophia and Luke, you enjoy the sight of a good jean-butt, and aren’t afraid to get intimate in a dirty stables. As with Luke and Sophia, your loyalty and openness will stand you in good stead for a long, long-term relationship and many backlit makeouts in the years to come.<\/p>\n

    DID YOU TAKE THIS QUIZ? I WAITED FOR YOU TO TAKE IT.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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