{"id":1385685,"date":"2016-02-05T16:00:01","date_gmt":"2016-02-05T21:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1385685"},"modified":"2016-02-05T12:15:59","modified_gmt":"2016-02-05T17:15:59","slug":"food-themed-valentines-for-your-favorite-hunk-of-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/food-themed-valentines-for-your-favorite-hunk-of-cheese\/","title":{"rendered":"Food-Themed Valentines for Your Favorite Hunk (of Cheese)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/foodval_06_opt_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Everyone knows that the dual \u00a0purposes of Valentine&#8217;s Day are \u00a0to eat your weight in chocolate\u2014and if some S.O.-type happens to be hanging around and wants to bear witness, then SO BE IT\u2014and making dumb puns about love. We hope you&#8217;ll choo-choo-choose to hop aboard this gravy train of romance, and we&#8217;ll just see ourselves out. &lt;3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone knows that the dual \u00a0purposes of Valentine&#8217;s Day are \u00a0to eat your weight in chocolate\u2014and if some S.O.-type happens to be hanging around and wants to bear witness, then SO BE IT\u2014and making dumb   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":298,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[155,325,424,3023,21180,141],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385685"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/298"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1385685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1385685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1385685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1385685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}