{"id":1385922,"date":"2016-02-11T12:00:06","date_gmt":"2016-02-11T17:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1385922"},"modified":"2016-03-01T15:49:44","modified_gmt":"2016-03-01T20:49:44","slug":"someone-call-spacex-these-rocket-balloons-are-blowing-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/someone-call-spacex-these-rocket-balloons-are-blowing-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone Call SpaceX, These Rocket Balloons Are Blowing Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\" http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/rocketballoonthatsathingmain_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/>We&#8217;ve been told that it takes years to prepare and train for a trip to outer space. Well, whoever said that didn&#8217;t have access to these Neato Rocket Balloons! They&#8217;ll take you to the outer limits of our solar system with just a little help from an air pump. JK, JK&#8230; they&#8217;re just weirdly long inflatables that smell like tire-farts. But they do allow Reid to help Josh face his unreasonable fear of popping balloons. The guys also give everyone some tips on how NOT to fall asleep while driving.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/hlaj2ac8wR4?rel=0\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>More of That&#8217;s a Thing <a href=\"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/tag\/thats-a-thing\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve been told that it takes years to prepare and train for a trip to outer space. Well, whoever said that didn&#8217;t have access to these Neato Rocket Balloons! They&#8217;ll take you to the outer   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":196,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[20337,84],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385922"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/196"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1385922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385922\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1385922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1385922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1385922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}