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As we have continually told all of our friends, you don’t need a date<\/strong> this Valentine’s Day \u00a0because \u00a0you have virtual Chris Pratt to fulfill your every romantic whim. After all, the internet contains every iteration of love that you could possibly<\/em> be looking for \u00a0(your very own galactic prince<\/a>, \u00a0examples of TWUE WUV<\/a>, and access to all the glories of world cuisine<\/a> \u00a0that can bring you joy beyond compare). Plus, \u00a0internet Ryan Gosling<\/a> \u00a0isn’t going to care if you eat the entire box \u00a0of chocolates yourself.<\/p>\n So, for you perusing pleasure, set your phasers to OGLE<\/a> and prepare for your very own line-up of pretty faces that can each be your Valentine at the click of a button. \u00a0Once we learn how to use technology, this slideshow WILL become our computer’s permanent rotating screensaver. Happy Valentine’s Day to US.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As we have continually told all of our friends, you don’t need a date this Valentine’s Day \u00a0because \u00a0you have virtual Chris Pratt to fulfill your every romantic whim. After all, the internet contains every continue reading<\/span>