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People are generally sensible. I’m lying, we’re all terrible. We can’t agree on anything and we’re always ready to fight. Sometimes the disagreement is 50\/50, with half the population heartily in favor and half the population vehemently opposed. Example: Kanye West. I feel like it’s a pretty even split with Kanye West. Sometimes it’s more like 70\/30, like with garlic bread. Most people like it. Some people don’t. That’s okay.<\/p>\n
But other times you’re the lone sane person in a vast sea of delusion. Everyone likes the thing, but you know the truth: the thing is terrible. For me, this thing is summer. In theory, I like it. There’s no school. The sun is shining. Popsicles are everywhere. But beneath this bright and shiny popsicle-laden surface lies something sinister. Everyone’s gross and sweaty. I’m allergic to pollen. Bugs are back, and this time it’s personal.<\/p>\n
I’m sorry. I know that hating on summer makes me a black-hearted wraith of misery. It’s just that I really hate flip-flops. I hate them so much.<\/p>\n
So tell me\u2014what do you despise? What do people hate you for hating? I’m asking out of my own self-interest, actually. I need to know that there is as much hate coursing through the veins of others as there is in my abominable, summer-loathing carcass.<\/p>\n
Cream cheese frosting is our MORTAL ENEMY and anyone who likes it is FOOLING THEMSELVES. What’s wildly popular thing do you hate?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" People are generally sensible. I’m lying, we’re all terrible. We can’t agree on anything and we’re always ready to fight. Sometimes the disagreement is 50\/50, with half the population heartily in favor and half the continue reading<\/span>