{"id":1387806,"date":"2016-03-23T09:00:39","date_gmt":"2016-03-23T13:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1387806"},"modified":"2016-03-23T03:39:05","modified_gmt":"2016-03-23T07:39:05","slug":"the-new-the-huntsman-winters-war-trailerpure-unadulterated-hemsworth-hotness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/the-new-the-huntsman-winters-war-trailerpure-unadulterated-hemsworth-hotness\/","title":{"rendered":"The New The Huntsman: Winter’s War<\/em> Trailer=Pure, Unadulterated HEMSWORTH HOTNESS"},"content":{"rendered":"

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As you may or may not know, \u00a0I once said the word “barf” an unjustifiable number of times while \u00a0in the immediate vicinity of Australian national treasure Chris Hemsworth<\/a>, and then \u00a0suggested that his invisible trombone skills were mediocre at best. Basically, he and his white v-neck rendered me a flop-sweating, babbling moron; SUCH IS THE POWER OF THE HEMS<\/a>. Considering the depth of my lurve for \u00a0the chisel-jawed dreamboat, it should come as no surprise that \u00a0I’ve been drooling non-stop since I heard that he’d be reprising his role as Brighton, the \u00a0Aragorn<\/a>-meets-Johanna-Mason<\/a> \u00a0rebel-warrior<\/a>, \u00a0in the upcoming \u00a0The Huntsman: Winter’s War<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

This \u00a0prequel to Snow White and the Huntsman <\/em>has \u00a0<\/em>my favorite man-bunned, maple syrup-scented (just a guess), actual Greek god<\/a> \u00a0once again donning a leather vest \u00a0<\/a>and firing up his sexual charisma<\/a>\u2014and if you think that \u00a0I cannot even-ed \u00a0over the first trailer,<\/a> YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ YET. \u00a0Can I promise that the next 2 minutes and 24 seconds will be \u00a0best of your life? No. But I’m going to anyway. THE NEXT 2 MINUTES AND 24 SECONDS WILL BE \u00a0THE BEST OF YOUR LIFE.<\/p>\n