{"id":1387924,"date":"2016-03-31T12:00:52","date_gmt":"2016-03-31T16:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1387924"},"modified":"2016-05-09T15:08:57","modified_gmt":"2016-05-09T19:08:57","slug":"we-tried-a-rubber-tongue-exercise-helper-and-it-was-grosser-than-you-can-imagine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/we-tried-a-rubber-tongue-exercise-helper-and-it-was-grosser-than-you-can-imagine\/","title":{"rendered":"We Tried a Rubber Tongue Exercise Helper and it Was GROSSER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/Thatsathingfinalmain_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/>There are things so terrible that, once seen, will haunt you for the remainder of your days. The &#8220;Tongue Turn&#8221; adhesive tongue exerciser is one of those things. Imagine if octopi had lips. Got that? Now cut them off and attach them to your face. You may need to talk to a good friend after this episode.<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_Wef-b6UCA0?rel=0\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Get more That&#8217;s a Thing <a href=\"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/tag\/thats-a-thing\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are things so terrible that, once seen, will haunt you for the remainder of your days. The &#8220;Tongue Turn&#8221; adhesive tongue exerciser is one of those things. Imagine if octopi had lips. Got that?   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":196,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[21741,20337],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387924"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/196"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1387924"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387924\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1387924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1387924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1387924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}