{"id":1387977,"date":"2016-03-28T09:01:28","date_gmt":"2016-03-28T13:01:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1387977"},"modified":"2016-03-28T13:05:02","modified_gmt":"2016-03-28T17:05:02","slug":"regular-teen-lethargy-or-mono","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/regular-teen-lethargy-or-mono\/","title":{"rendered":"Regular Teen Lethargy or Mono?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/monoquiz_LargeWide.jpg\t\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" class=\"alignnone\" \/>This is a specialized test. It&#8217;s not for all of you out there who are jumping up at your alarm&#8217;s first ring and running through the day without even a sip of Diet Coke. It&#8217;s not for those of you who toss and turn at night, struggling to fall sleep. And it&#8217;s definitely not for you if you find yourself compulsively jiggling your leg up and down as you read. This is a quiz for the tired, the sleepy, the lazy, the slumberific. This is a test for those who need to know: are you just exhausted because of swim practice, a full day of classes, social anxiety, growing pains, homework, and house chores? Or is it&#8230;CUE THE JAWS MUSIC&#8230;*gasp*&#8230;MONO?!?<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a specialized test. It&#8217;s not for all of you out there who are jumping up at your alarm&#8217;s first ring and running through the day without even a sip of Diet Coke. It&#8217;s   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":393,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[21756,21755,21754,909,21753,20770],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387977"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/393"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1387977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1387977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1387977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1387977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}