{"id":1388449,"date":"2018-07-05T10:00:15","date_gmt":"2018-07-05T14:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1388449"},"modified":"2019-02-08T10:17:29","modified_gmt":"2019-02-08T15:17:29","slug":"the-breakup-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/the-breakup-test\/","title":{"rendered":"The Breakup Test"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/thebreakuptest2_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, you got dumped\u2014been there, and it DEFINITELY, DECIDEDLY sucks. \u00a0But you&#8217;re SO over them. You&#8217;re totally, completely, 100% over them. Any second. Seriously, you always cry at Mentos commercials. Okay, maybe you&#8217;re not <em>completely<\/em> over your ex, but this quiz will help you determine exactly how over them you are. This quiz will always be here for you. Unlike Craigmandora, or whatever your ex&#8217;s stupid name was. Who can even remember? NOT YOU. (Shhh, it&#8217;s okay. Just take the quiz.)<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, you got dumped\u2014been there, and it DEFINITELY, DECIDEDLY sucks. \u00a0But you&#8217;re SO over them. You&#8217;re totally, completely, 100% over them. Any second. Seriously, you always cry at Mentos commercials. Okay, maybe you&#8217;re not completely   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":380,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[278,25016],"tags":[82,5221,155,325,65,485,20770],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388449"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/380"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1388449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388449\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1388449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1388449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1388449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}