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The day has finally arrived! \u00a0Captain America: Civil War<\/a> \u00a0<\/em>is here, \u00a0which means we’re due for another round of \u00a0delightful banter \u00a0by the \u00a0superheroes of Marvel. Sure, they’ll probably have to fight some sort of bad guy and the world will be in peril once again (blah blah blah), but that’s all white noise compared to the sweet sound of Loki and Thor verbally sparring \u00a0like Shakespearean players who’ve been hit with the sarcasm stick. In honor of this glorious cinematic occasion, we’ve ranked all ten Marvel Cinematic Universe films in order from banter-game-solid to we-will-worship-at-your-godly-banter-feet. \u00a0It was a difficult task to be sure, as we love all of \u00a0our superheroes \u00a0equally. But let’s be honest\u2014Cap is sincere, sweet, and schmexy AF, but he’s just not that funny. It’s okay. We still love him. Like, a lot. \u00a0Those abs, \u00a0<\/a>guys. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND. Let the banter begin!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The day has finally arrived! \u00a0Captain America: Civil War \u00a0is here, \u00a0which means we’re due for another round of \u00a0delightful banter \u00a0by the \u00a0superheroes of Marvel. Sure, they’ll probably have to fight some sort of continue reading<\/span>