{"id":1389707,"date":"2016-05-16T10:00:16","date_gmt":"2016-05-16T14:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1389707"},"modified":"2016-05-16T09:50:34","modified_gmt":"2016-05-16T13:50:34","slug":"would-you-be-better-off-with-a-cat-boyfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/would-you-be-better-off-with-a-cat-boyfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"Would You Be Better Off With a Cat Boyfriend?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/catboyfcover_LargeWide.jpg\t\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As  \u00b0.\u00e2\u02dc\u2020*amazing\u00e2\u02dc\u2020\u00e5\u00bd\u00a1 as dating through high school and college is, it&#8217;s likely you will spend more time in a secure relationship with your cat than with an eligible human. No judgement, either. A relationship where you can sit comfortably in silence, where you can get your ankles rubbed without having to ask, where neither of you acknowledge the existence of poop? Sounds ideal. So are cat boyfriends preferable to actual Hemsworths? Our buddies, the disturbingly cute team behind <a href=\"http:\/\/cuddlesandrage.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Cuddles and Rage<\/a>, take a look&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As \u00b0.\u00e2\u02dc\u2020*amazing\u00e2\u02dc\u2020\u00e5\u00bd\u00a1 as dating through high school and college is, it&#8217;s likely you will spend more time in a secure relationship with your cat than with an eligible human. No judgement, either. A relationship where   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":424,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[278,9],"tags":[698,22166,54,22169,155,22165,22167,22170,3748,15403,497],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389707"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/424"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1389707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389707\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1389707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1389707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1389707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}