{"id":1389889,"date":"2016-06-07T10:00:23","date_gmt":"2016-06-07T14:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1389889"},"modified":"2016-06-07T15:27:46","modified_gmt":"2016-06-07T19:27:46","slug":"most-dateable-lord-of-the-rings-characters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/most-dateable-lord-of-the-rings-characters\/","title":{"rendered":"We Rank the Lord of the Rings<\/i> Characters According to Dateability"},"content":{"rendered":"

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While some people had posters of \u00a0Justin Timberlake<\/a>, \u00a0Shane West<\/a>, and \u00a0Chad Michael Murray<\/a> \u00a0splashed across the walls of their room growing up, others of us chose to forego the Teen Vogue \u00a0<\/i>foldouts for \u00a0life-size cutouts of Legolas<\/a>, handmade collages of Aragorn, and etchings of Samwise the Brave.<\/p>\n

But who of the strapping Fellowship of the Ring is the best candidate to be your #1 beau 4 life?<\/p>\n

We rank the most eligible bachelors in Middle Earth from “more lembas bread<\/i>” hot to “literally as hot as the volcanic insides of Mount Doom<\/i>.”<\/p>\n

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