{"id":1390741,"date":"2016-06-20T15:00:20","date_gmt":"2016-06-20T19:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1390741"},"modified":"2016-06-20T15:48:38","modified_gmt":"2016-06-20T19:48:38","slug":"if-fictional-characters-had-twitter-a-novel-by-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/if-fictional-characters-had-twitter-a-novel-by-me\/","title":{"rendered":"If Fictional Characters Had Twitter: &#8220;A Novel By Me&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/twitternovelbymess1_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mankind is a diverse, fickle beast, but the thing that unites us is that we all love a good relatable \u00a0tweet. It&#8217;s relatively easy to do. You simply say something like &#8220;How do I talk to people,&#8221; or &#8220;Pushing a door clearly labeled &#8216;pull&#8217; is the worst thing ever,&#8221; or &#8220;MY JOKES ARE A SMOKESCREEN, SEND HELP, I DON&#8217;T KNOW HOW TO EMOTIONALLY ENGAGE,&#8221; and follow it up with &#8220;a novel by me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fictional characters are no different. They, too, crave attention \u00a0from faceless strangers. And if \u00a0these guys in particular had Twitter, I&#8217;m 100% positive this is what they&#8217;d do with it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mankind is a diverse, fickle beast, but the thing that unites us is that we all love a good relatable \u00a0tweet. It&#8217;s relatively easy to do. You simply say something like &#8220;How do I talk   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[18035,11843,32,22420,6846,7915,2344,4975],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1390741"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1390741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1390741\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1390741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1390741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1390741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}