{"id":1391063,"date":"2016-06-29T13:00:35","date_gmt":"2016-06-29T17:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1391063"},"modified":"2016-06-29T13:31:28","modified_gmt":"2016-06-29T17:31:28","slug":"worst-ways-to-get-dumped-a-field-guide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/worst-ways-to-get-dumped-a-field-guide\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Ways to Get Dumped: a Field Guide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\" http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/fieldguidebreakupmain_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/>Ending a relationship SUCKS, no matter how &#8220;cool with it&#8221; both parties are. But there is a special breed of people who have a talent for taking the uncomfortable and heightening it from &#8220;ugh&#8221; to &#8220;PLEASE END THE WORLD NOW.&#8221; To deal with the awfulness that these people \u00a0create, we give you a scientifically researched field guide of the worst ways to get dumped.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ending a relationship SUCKS, no matter how &#8220;cool with it&#8221; both parties are. But there is a special breed of people who have a talent for taking the uncomfortable and heightening it from &#8220;ugh&#8221; to   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":461,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[278],"tags":[8011,4763,22516,14643,65,497,13471],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391063"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/461"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1391063"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391063\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1391063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1391063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1391063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}