{"id":1392380,"date":"2016-08-12T10:00:42","date_gmt":"2016-08-12T14:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1392380"},"modified":"2019-02-11T14:06:27","modified_gmt":"2019-02-11T19:06:27","slug":"the-lord-of-the-flies-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/the-lord-of-the-flies-test\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lord of the Flies<\/em> Test"},"content":{"rendered":"

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All right everyone, clear your desks. Don’t look at me like that, you knew this was coming.<\/p>\n

I’ve been lecturing about tropical werewolves and mankind’s inherent evil \u00a0for weeks now<\/a>\u2014not because I like hearing the sound of my own voice, which is like the languid, oozing drawl of Alan Rickman combined with the alarming chortle of Jeff Goldblum, but because I want you people to leave my class better than you came. I want you to be able to take on the world and know an impending societal breakdown when you see one. I want you to know how to build a fire and how NOT to wind up being torn apart by a mob of feral children. Does this seem like a reasonable and realistic goal? Yeah? You’re with me? Good.<\/p>\n

Now, let’s see what you’ve managed to learn after schlepping through 300 pages of conflict and miscommunication and wildly unsupervised toddler pyromania.<\/p>\n

This is not an open-book test. But if you need to go back and read the part where Ralph suggested not pooping on the food<\/a> and everyone else unanimously just said “Nah,” please feel free to do so before you commence quizzing.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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