{"id":1392563,"date":"2017-08-18T10:00:07","date_gmt":"2017-08-18T14:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1392563"},"modified":"2021-03-31T13:34:52","modified_gmt":"2021-03-31T17:34:52","slug":"which-first-day-of-school-trope-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/which-first-day-of-school-trope-are-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Which First-Day-of-School Trope Are You?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/backtoschoolaug18quiz1_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The time has come to grit our teeth, put on some pants, and return&nbsp;to that doom prison some people call &#8220;school.&#8221; Gone are the days of eating Cheetos for every meal, of forgetting what day it is, of spending every waking moment just being vaguely on the Internet. Like it or not, the first day of school is coming up, and it&#8217;s time to start taking life seriously again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And if there&#8217;s anything we know from every piece of fiction on the face of God&#8217;s green earth, it&#8217;s that the first day of school is just rife with tropes. Maybe you&#8217;re \u201cgot hot over the summer,\u201d or \u201ceating lunch alone,\u201d or \u201cMatthew Perry reliving his glory days in Zac Efron&#8217;s body.\u201d Who&#8217;s to say?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let&#8217;s find out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The time has come to grit our teeth, put on some pants, and return&nbsp;to that doom prison some people call &#8220;school.&#8221; Gone are the days of eating Cheetos for every meal, of forgetting what day   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[278,25016],"tags":[22812,22805,1653,20770,630],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392563"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1392563"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1446814,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1392563\/revisions\/1446814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1392563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1392563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1392563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}