{"id":1393381,"date":"2016-09-26T12:00:20","date_gmt":"2016-09-26T16:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1393381"},"modified":"2019-02-11T14:06:24","modified_gmt":"2019-02-11T19:06:24","slug":"will-your-date-to-the-museum-be-a-success-or-a-complete-disaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/will-your-date-to-the-museum-be-a-success-or-a-complete-disaster\/","title":{"rendered":"Will Your Date to the Museum Be a Success or a Complete Disaster?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/museumdatedisasterorno_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I have been on two museum dates in my life.<\/p>\n<p>One of them ended with the two of us making out in the back of an exhibit on basket-weaving. The other one ended with me knocking over an expensive globe and the guy never calling me again. A museum date is an ambitious idea. It&#8217;s a lot of walking \u00a0around and trying to think of something impressive to say so your date \u00a0won&#8217;t think you&#8217;re uncultured trash swine.<\/p>\n<p>Given what I&#8217;ve told you so far, I feel like we can all agree that I&#8217;m definitely qualified to determine whether your museum date \u00a0will go fairly well or extremely poorly. \u00a0So, without further ado&#8230;<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been on two museum dates in my life. One of them ended with the two of us making out in the back of an exhibit on basket-weaving. The other one ended with me   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[278,25016],"tags":[6461,20770,630],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393381"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1393381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1393381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1393381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1393381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}