{"id":1393409,"date":"2017-03-01T10:00:56","date_gmt":"2017-03-01T15:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1393409"},"modified":"2019-02-11T14:05:27","modified_gmt":"2019-02-11T19:05:27","slug":"how-well-do-you-know-harry-potter-and-the-goblet-of-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/how-well-do-you-know-harry-potter-and-the-goblet-of-fire\/","title":{"rendered":"How Well Do You Know Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire<\/em>?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This quiz was originally published in September 2016<\/em><\/p>\n

I consider it an insult to my very personhood when an online quiz suggests that I might not know everything there is to know about Harry Potter. When I see the words “Only True Harry Potter Fans Can Ace \u00a0This<\/em> Quiz,” I am seized by \u00a0a righteous fury, my eyes go black, and I click \u00a0the link so hard I break every single one of my fingers. Try as I might to resist, I am powerless. I must answer the call. I’m being compelled by something greater than myself.<\/p>\n

I’m guessing this is why you’re here. I’m sorry. \u00a0Look, \u00a0I have to make these quizzes \u00a0if I want to \u00a0continue \u00a0living off a strict diet of Hostess snack cakes, and you have to take these quizzes \u00a0if \u00a0you \u00a0want to \u00a0confirm your trivia-based superiority over the witless masses. That’s just the way it is. We’re bonded by fate, not unlike Voldemort and Harry.<\/p>\n

I’m sorrier still to inform you that there are three whole other quizzes you can take. We’ve got \u00a0Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone<\/a><\/em>, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets<\/em><\/a>, and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban<\/em><\/a>, and… yep, there goes your whole day. I’m sorry about that, but this is bigger than all of us.<\/p>\n

Now take this quiz if you dare. Not because you can, but because you must.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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