{"id":1393616,"date":"2016-09-28T13:00:58","date_gmt":"2016-09-28T17:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1393616"},"modified":"2016-09-28T14:33:29","modified_gmt":"2016-09-28T18:33:29","slug":"breaking-check-out-the-final-trailer-for-fantastic-beasts-and-where-to-find-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/breaking-check-out-the-final-trailer-for-fantastic-beasts-and-where-to-find-them\/","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING: Check Out the Final Trailer for <em>Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them<\/em>!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/sep28fantasticbeastsfinaltrailer1_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;Time is running out, Mr. Scamander.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>OKAY.<\/p>\n<p>We are, by my count, 50 days, seven \u00a0hours, and twelve emotional dry-heaving sessions away from having <i>Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them<\/i> beamed straight into our anxious eyeballs.<\/p>\n<p>I do not have the clarity of language to tell you how this final trailer made me feel. I could try, certainly. I could attempt to finesse some sort of unwieldy verbiage out of my garbage mouth. But I think it would be better, in the long run, for you all to see it for yourself. Please sit back, relax, and revel in \u00a0the roaring orchestral score of &#8220;Hedwig&#8217;s Theme&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Vso5o11LuGU\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Now, a few notes on what was arguably the greatest trailer featuring a Gatsby-era goblin mobster that you or I will ever see:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/sep28fantasticbeastsfinaltrailer7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"250\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t yet know how this is possible, but Seraphina Picquery (the wizarding president in America) looks better and more magnificent every time we see her and I&#8217;m convinced that I am in love.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/sep28fantasticbeastsfinaltrailer4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"250\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Muggle cops will be \u00a0bringing bullets to a magic fight! Perhaps this will silence the decades-strong outpouring of &#8220;WHY DIDN&#8217;T SOMEONE JUST SHOOT VOLDEMORT&#8221; comments we&#8217;ve had to endure, courtesy of the unlettered masses.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m betting these \u00a0things could be dispatched with a simple Shield Charm, though admittedly my knowledge of firearms in 1920s America is rather limited. I do know that everyone was using Tommy Guns concealed in violin cases, and that&#8217;s just a fact.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/sep28fantasticbeastsfinaltrailer3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"250\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Get a load of the goblin version of Bugsy Siegel. Better yet, get a load of Tina&#8217;s dress. I feel like I want to wear this dress to the funeral of a high-status CEO that I personally killed, but I also feel like I want to be buried in it.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/sep28fantasticbeastsfinaltrailer6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"250\" \/><\/p>\n<p>WE GOT A GRINDELWALD MENTION. Grindelwald was like the Voldemort of his time, in that he was committing atrocities and advocating for wizardkind&#8217;s dominion over Muggles before it was cool. Will the <em>Fantastic Beasts<\/em> trilogy culminate in Dumbledore&#8217;s famous 1945 defeat of Grindelwald?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/sep28fantasticbeastsfinaltrailer2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"250\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We finally saw Ezra Miller for roughly 1.2 seconds, but that&#8217;s okay, because we got a whole lot of Colin Farrell saying things like &#8220;I REFUSE TO BOW DOWN ANY LONGER&#8221; and that&#8217;s always a treat.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/sep28fantasticbeastsfinaltrailer5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"250\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What can I say of Eddie Redmayne&#8217;s perfect freckled visage that hasn&#8217;t been said already? Let&#8217;s just take a moment and bask.<\/p>\n<p>BUT WAIT, THERE&#8217;S MORE. As if <em>all of this<\/em> wasn&#8217;t enough, there will also be live Q&amp;A sessions in select theaters on October 13th, starring Eddie Redmayne&#8217;s emphatic hand gestures. And if you live, as I do, in the backwater hinterlands of Nowhere, USA where the Q&amp;A sessions are unlikely to be, they&#8217;ll also be live-streaming the event on Facebook!<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_r-sI8la5vU\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Are you as excited as we are?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Time is running out, Mr. Scamander.&#8221; OKAY. 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