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In addition to offering the finest in witty literary commentary<\/a> and the occasional breathtaking #gryffindoraesthetic moodboard<\/a>, we here at SparkLife are in the business of existential crises and crushing \u00a0heartbreak, and baby, BUSINESS IS GOOD. To wit: our \u00a0inexhaustible supply of grueling, emotionally destructive Harry Potter<\/em>-themed would-you-rather questions<\/a>, produced by Elodie’s brilliant, tormented mind (WHO HURT YOU, ELODIE). We’ve smashed them all together into one glorious \u00a0gut-punch of a slideshow, and we triple-dog-dare you to get through it without falling to your knees, shaking your fists at the heavens, and screaming, “CURSE YOU, ELODIE! A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!” (Spoiler alert: you’re going to fail. You’re going to fail SPECTACULARLY.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In addition to offering the finest in witty literary commentary and the occasional breathtaking #gryffindoraesthetic moodboard, we here at SparkLife are in the business of existential crises and crushing \u00a0heartbreak, and baby, BUSINESS IS GOOD. continue reading<\/span>