{"id":1394626,"date":"2017-11-27T10:00:30","date_gmt":"2017-11-27T15:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1394626"},"modified":"2019-02-08T11:30:47","modified_gmt":"2019-02-08T16:30:47","slug":"snapchats-from-odysseus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/snapchats-from-odysseus\/","title":{"rendered":"Snapchats from Odysseus"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I understand that there are people who \u00a0use Snapchat, and use it well. I am not one of those people. This is largely because I never go anywhere or do anything, but what do you want from me? You want me to put on pants<\/em>? Leave my house<\/em>? Odysseus did that, and look where it got him.<\/p>\n

DISCLAIMER: Putting together this slideshow wasn’t easy.<\/strong> \u00a0People seem to have little to no interest in painting Odysseus WITH \u00a0HIS CLOTHES ON, and you guys \u00a0were one “THAT’S IT, I GIVE UP” outburst away from getting a slideshow made up entirely of butts. You’ll click through, you’ll chuckle, maybe, and you’ll move on with your life, but just know that \u00a0this slideshow was built on the sacrifice of my innocence and the cropping of many, many butts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I understand that there are people who \u00a0use Snapchat, and use it well. I am not one of those people. This is largely because I never go anywhere or do anything, but what do you continue reading<\/span>\n <\/path>\n <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[628,2335,22927,17432,6502,5426,24428,1764],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394626"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1394626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1394626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1394626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1394626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}