{"id":1394852,"date":"2016-11-30T10:00:02","date_gmt":"2016-11-30T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1394852"},"modified":"2019-02-08T10:24:20","modified_gmt":"2019-02-08T15:24:20","slug":"are-you-prepared-for-the-end-of-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/are-you-prepared-for-the-end-of-times\/","title":{"rendered":"Are You Prepared for the End of Times?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/jake_gyllenhaal_day_after_tomorrow_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There are two kinds of people in the future smoldering remains of the world: people \u00a0who can open a can of tuna a kazoo and a piece of dental floss, and everyone else.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are two kinds of people in the future smoldering remains of the world: people \u00a0who can open a can of tuna a kazoo and a piece of dental floss, and everyone else.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":448,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[278,25016],"tags":[23272,3879,20770,23273],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394852"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/448"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1394852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394852\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1394852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1394852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1394852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}