{"id":1394931,"date":"2016-12-02T11:00:51","date_gmt":"2016-12-02T16:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1394931"},"modified":"2021-04-04T19:35:14","modified_gmt":"2021-04-04T23:35:14","slug":"would-you-last-as-a-defense-against-the-dark-arts-professor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/would-you-last-as-a-defense-against-the-dark-arts-professor\/","title":{"rendered":"QUIZ: Would You Last As a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/dec2dadahpquiz1_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Defense Against the Dark Arts professors at Hogwarts have worse job security than the cast of <em>Game of Thrones<\/em>. If you take up the post, there&#8217;s a very real chance you&#8217;ll wind up dead or locked in a trunk or carried away by a herd of centaurs. There&#8217;s also a slim (we&#8217;re talking minuscule) chance you&#8217;ll be completely fine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, would you stand the test of time? Or would you wind up being the yearly Hogwarts sacrifice to the wizard gods?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Defense Against the Dark Arts professors at Hogwarts have worse job security than the cast of Game of Thrones. If you take up the post, there&#8217;s a very real chance you&#8217;ll wind up dead or   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[278,25016],"tags":[18698,32,1653,16352,4975,20770,630],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394931"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1394931"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1446969,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394931\/revisions\/1446969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1394931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1394931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1394931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}