{"id":1396062,"date":"2020-04-13T12:00:15","date_gmt":"2020-04-13T16:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1396062"},"modified":"2020-04-14T10:54:59","modified_gmt":"2020-04-14T14:54:59","slug":"literary-characters-ranked-by-thirsty-ness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/literary-characters-ranked-by-thirsty-ness\/","title":{"rendered":"The Thirstiest Literary Characters, RANKED"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If you have zero cool, lots of enthusiasm, a massive crush on someone who maybe isn’t aware of your existence, and a history of sending texts like, “I NOTICED THAT YOU LIKE BURRITOS I LIKE BURRITOS TOO MAYBE DO YOU WANT TO BE MY BOYFRIEND AND KISS ME ON MY MOUTH,” there’s a good chance that you’re suffering from THE THIRST.<\/a><\/p>\n

Though we can’t cure your thirst-ness (we’re writers, dammit, not miracle-workers), we can at least reassure you that you’re in good company: literature is packed with characters who go for their crushes in big ways, and usually get rejected\/die alone\/sprint toward the neartest exit, never to be heard from again.<\/p>\n

From the ever-so-slightly desperate to the mad-dehydrated-thirsty, we’ve got your thirstiest literary characters right here.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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