{"id":1396308,"date":"2018-08-22T10:00:04","date_gmt":"2018-08-22T14:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1396308"},"modified":"2020-04-23T16:20:32","modified_gmt":"2020-04-23T20:20:32","slug":"7-literary-characters-who-had-absolutely-no-chill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/7-literary-characters-who-had-absolutely-no-chill\/","title":{"rendered":"7 Literary Characters Who Had Absolutely No Chill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/feb28leastchillinlitMAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If I could, I would ascribe some other phrase to these particular characters, but &#8220;no chill&#8221; is the only thing that feels even remotely adequate. I have no doubt that you will feel the same. I mean, look this photo of Tom &#8220;Khaki Jeggings&#8221; Buchanan from <em>The Great Gatsby<\/em>. What descriptors come to mind? Fierce? Sure. Ridiculous? Always. But in the Thunderdome of words, &#8220;no chill&#8221; beats them all. Here is a slideshow of literary characters who have never had a modicum of chill in their life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I could, I would ascribe some other phrase to these particular characters, but &#8220;no chill&#8221; is the only thing that feels even remotely adequate. I have no doubt that you will feel the same.   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[17432,1055,10485,756,248,694,2996,389],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396308"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1396308"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1443484,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396308\/revisions\/1443484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1396308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1396308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1396308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}